Excerpts from a conversation with my 13-year old cousin...

I was pretending to be an expert at palmistry..

Me: You will have 3 kids
My cousin: When will I get married?
Me: Umm.. Your palm says late 20s...
My cousin (a little disappointed): When will I have kids?
Me: Your palm doesn't say anything about it... But, I'm guessing after you get married! ;)
My cousin: Hopefully...


And I rolled on the floor laughing...

What can I say now...

My brother: You don't take criticism very well.
Me: You are so wrong....

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Texting is taking over our lives...!

Someone: Happy Birthday! Have a good one.
Me: Thank you!!!
Someone: LOL!

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

One of those days...

First hand experience of one of my colleagues (Nurse2)

Nurse1: I don't see the pregnancy test reports in this patient's chart. You did not order it?

Nurse2: She underwent Hysterectomy 10 years ago. There is no need for a pregnancy test.

Nurse1: Its the procedure.

Nurse2: But, but.....pulling her hair

Nurse1: So, you sure you don't want the patient to take the pregnancy test?

Nurse2: jaw dropped, about to faint

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Love is inseparable

These toothbrushes belong to two of my friends who refuse to come out of the closet and accept their love for each other...
I opened the drawer and I couldn't help take a snap of this scene!

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Kids... again

My 8 year old cousin sister and I were playing Truth or Dare on my phone. It was my turn and I chose "Truth".

Aanchal: The "Truth" question was that I let the other player decide what question they want to ask.

My 8-year old cousin (Thinking really hard that it almost made me nervous): What chocolate do you like the best?

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

It was around 11 in the night... We had just arrived in Vegas after a long, long, long drive. My friends and I were really hungry and we were driving around to look for places to eat. Obviously, the hunger and the long drive left some of us disillusioned.. But, not this much!

We were approaching a T-junction on the road.
My friend: Where should I turn now?
Me: Take a right.
My friend: Which right?

And I rolled on the floor laughing...