Excerpts from a conversation with my 13-year old cousin...

I was pretending to be an expert at palmistry..

Me: You will have 3 kids
My cousin: When will I get married?
Me: Umm.. Your palm says late 20s...
My cousin (a little disappointed): When will I have kids?
Me: Your palm doesn't say anything about it... But, I'm guessing after you get married! ;)
My cousin: Hopefully...


And I rolled on the floor laughing...

What can I say now...

My brother: You don't take criticism very well.
Me: You are so wrong....

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Texting is taking over our lives...!

Someone: Happy Birthday! Have a good one.
Me: Thank you!!!
Someone: LOL!

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

One of those days...

First hand experience of one of my colleagues (Nurse2)

Nurse1: I don't see the pregnancy test reports in this patient's chart. You did not order it?

Nurse2: She underwent Hysterectomy 10 years ago. There is no need for a pregnancy test.

Nurse1: Its the procedure.

Nurse2: But, but.....pulling her hair

Nurse1: So, you sure you don't want the patient to take the pregnancy test?

Nurse2: jaw dropped, about to faint

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Love is inseparable

These toothbrushes belong to two of my friends who refuse to come out of the closet and accept their love for each other...
I opened the drawer and I couldn't help take a snap of this scene!

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Kids... again

My 8 year old cousin sister and I were playing Truth or Dare on my phone. It was my turn and I chose "Truth".

Aanchal: The "Truth" question was that I let the other player decide what question they want to ask.

My 8-year old cousin (Thinking really hard that it almost made me nervous): What chocolate do you like the best?

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

It was around 11 in the night... We had just arrived in Vegas after a long, long, long drive. My friends and I were really hungry and we were driving around to look for places to eat. Obviously, the hunger and the long drive left some of us disillusioned.. But, not this much!

We were approaching a T-junction on the road.
My friend: Where should I turn now?
Me: Take a right.
My friend: Which right?

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Make it subtle...

Two friends during a mock interview...

Interviewer: So.. have you seen Slumdog Millionaire?
Interviewee: Apparently,I have seen it 5 times...

Interviewer: Apparent to who?


And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Oops..

I was sitting quietly on the couch listening to two of my friends talking. One was asking another about good movies worth watching. ( I am using Adam and Eve as dummy names... but they do represent male/female)

Eve: So tell me some good movies I can watch.
Adam: 21 is good... Hangover is also good...
Eve: Hmmm...(listening)
Adam: I kind of like the men who stare at goats...
Eve: her eyebrows raised, puzzled expression on her face

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

P.S. Not to spoil the joke, but its important to mention here for those who don't know... "Men who stare at goats" is the name of a movie)

Kids...

Me: Where does your friend's mom work?
A 14 year old: She works at Costco.
Me: As what?
A 14 year old: As an employee.

And I rolled on the floor laughing...

Why have this blog?

Often times, people around you say or do things without realizing how funny they are. The fact that they are oblivious to the comical aspect makes it funnier! This blog is dedicated to all the random things people say that crack me up!
Most of the entries are like dry humor, so it may take a couple of re-reads to understand.

I encourage you to post similar stories as well... so we can look back few years later and share a good laugh!