Excerpts from a conversation with my 13-year old cousin...

I was pretending to be an expert at palmistry..

Me: You will have 3 kids
My cousin: When will I get married?
Me: Umm.. Your palm says late 20s...
My cousin (a little disappointed): When will I have kids?
Me: Your palm doesn't say anything about it... But, I'm guessing after you get married! ;)
My cousin: Hopefully...


And I rolled on the floor laughing...

What can I say now...

My brother: You don't take criticism very well.
Me: You are so wrong....

And I rolled on the floor laughing...