One of those days...

First hand experience of one of my colleagues (Nurse2)

Nurse1: I don't see the pregnancy test reports in this patient's chart. You did not order it?

Nurse2: She underwent Hysterectomy 10 years ago. There is no need for a pregnancy test.

Nurse1: Its the procedure.

Nurse2: But, but.....pulling her hair

Nurse1: So, you sure you don't want the patient to take the pregnancy test?

Nurse2: jaw dropped, about to faint

And I rolled on the floor laughing...